I should’ve been with him. I should have died with him.
Wow I can’t believe I just hit 4000 followers! Hundreds are injured. My fists are sore and the police are coming.
*tips fedora at dalish elf* m’ahariel
|—||Sara Eckel, This is Why You’re Still Single (It’s Not Why You Think) (via aprettypastiche)|
Man’s best friend
I like how he picks him up and is all, “There you go!”
fucked his shit up
He just puts him over the counter all “Yeah that’s right Sparky you fuck his shit up”
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother